So I tried to seduce Greg last night. He was reaching into the pantry to get something, and with great sexy flair, I grabbed his arm and pulled him back towards me. Apparently he had one hand on the doorhandle, and, well, basically I ended up smacking him in the forehead with the corner of the door. He didn't move or say anything for quite some time. Just stood there with his lips pursed and eyes closed. He had no idea what had happened, or why, when he finally opened his eyes, I was standing there half naked with a horrified expression on my face. He asked me quietly for some advil, and by the time I got back (still half-naked), he had a huge red and purple bump above his eye. All he said was that that's gonna leave a mark, and that I might as well just go get dressed.
Rejected.
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Oh dear. Sorry about his head, but that is rather amusing!
Ouch (for both of you). Funniest ever. =)
That is hilarious.
that's awesome.
That is funny.
When Andrea tries to seduce me she just shakes her butt and makes me a sandwich. Works every time.
Hey, at least you tried right?!
Rich -
As in, "Poof, you're a sandwich"? (Dad's favorite joke.)
Hilarious!!! One time I got the new really cute undies that said something funny, can't remember now but anyway. I walked into the kitchen wearing ONLY the undies and Jorge said "cute.. can you wait until I eat this sandwich?" Gotta love 'em.
Hope Greg is okay....
Doesn't he know what really cures a headache? :)
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